▷ Epic Rap Battles of History - Lara Croft vs. Indiana Jones TEKST

Tekst piosenki Lara Croft vs. Indiana Jones

[Indiana Jones:]
Let's get this battle crackin'
I'll leave you like your reboot: flattened.
You used to be the queen of booby trappin', what happened?
You got too woke to be fun.
Now my Indianaconda don't want none.
There's too many voices inside you
You burn through women quicker than I do!
I think you shoulda dropped Hollywood as an option!
When even Angelina gave you up for adoption!
Let's cut to the chase, oh wait, he died.
Guess you couldn't tap that X in time.
From the Bandicoot to your family's plane in ashes
kid, you've got a tragic history with crashes.
The puzzle I'm trina beat, is figuring out why you're dressed for the beach.

I've seen more class from the kids I teach!
You can rise all you want - I'm still out of reach!
So go grab your relics and run!
You verse me is sword vs gun!
Honey, just the first four notes of my theme exceed everything you've done.

[Lara Croft:]
Dr. Jones, you're no rival.
You've been getting owned since give me the whip throw me the idol.
Indianaconda? For heaven's sake!
You'd shit those Dickies at a garter snake!
You stole your famous leather-daddy jacket and Stetson
From the cold dead hands of Charlton Heston!
Some ladies mistake you for brave and hunky
But you're such a toxic date, you could kill a little monkey!
Marion was 15 when you raided her bones
That's no time for love, Dr. Jones!
This is one temple you'll never be exploring
You're not John Williams, so you ain't scoring!
Three decades in the game, and my fans still adore me
You tried alien skulls, and chose poorly.
Your whole story got blown up on a sitcom
There's a Big Bang you can't hide in a fridge from!
Hang up the whip, before you crack a hip
I think even Mutt wants you to quit! (Just do it!)
I kill dinosaurs for fun, what's another old geezer?
I'll lock this battle up like Winston in the freezer!

[Indiana Jones:]
Dinosaurs belong in a museum!
I've been served a full course meal of chilled Indian voodoo
And they don't even kill as many animals as you do.
You're corrupting the youth, they should be outside,
Not trying to unload the barrels on your thighs.
You might have ditched those pistols, akimbo
But you're still the same rich back-flipping bimbo
A brat with a treasure map to catastrophe
Stuffing your knapsack with innocent casualties!
Square Enix didn't want you anymore!
That's why they dropped you like a J in the floor!
When they designed your Core, they ripped my style
And jiggled in a bit of Girl's Polygone Wild
You took 3D to uncharted territory!
Now you're just in Uncharted's territory!
Overshadowed by Drake like Lil Wayne.
Somebody needs to make a tomb for your whole game.

[Lara Croft:]

If you wanna talk games, stick to Sorry
That verse was worse than your crap on Atari!
Aww, Fedora the Explorer thinks he's tough
You must've gotten dragged behind too many trucks!
So strap some blocks on Short Round and pump the brakes
The only overshadowed thing is that face!
I'm whooping you so bad, I should get flagged for cheating
Like Mola Ram with a heart, Indy's taking a beating!
I'm the first wet dream gamers ever had
You're a Halloween costume for out of shape dads!
Oop, my bad. Your dad was never present
At best the affection you got was sloppy seconds (ew!)
You ditched your sidekick, never met your own kid
'Cause his mum cut you off like a rope bridge!
You're a dog, Indiana, that's fact
The only thing you're loyal to's that hat, no cap!
Your face straight melted and you lost that smolder
So make like a boulder and roll your arse over!
Cause Junior the baby boomer beating me at rapping?
That's like my nude codes: never gonna happen!

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