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♪♪
>>> hey, girls, i have a
Christmas question for you.
Has this ever happened to you?
>> it sure has, leslie d.
>> wait, i haven't asked you
Yet.

>> asked us what, leslie d.?
>> just let me ask it and then
You'll know.
>> okay, don't get mad.
>> girls, i'm asking if you ever
Dreamed of meeting someone your
Whole entire life, and then when

You finally got the chance, it
Didn't go quite as planned?
>> oh, we know just what you're
Talking about.

>> but sing about it anyway just
In case we didn't.
♪ it was a winter's night
A quarter to three ♪
♪ i was dozing by my
Christmas tree ♪
♪ when he appeared with a
Full white beard ♪
♪ the very guy
That i revered ♪
♪ i'm talking santa
Santa ♪
♪ i was in the same
Room with him ♪♪
>> you met the santa, like from
The bible?

>> were you nervous, leslie d.?
>> was i ever?
Hoo.
♪ but i said to myself
Don't be a fool ♪
♪ be smooth as ice
And play it cool ♪
♪ so here is what i said ♪♪
>> hey, sexy, momma.
Nice teeth.
♪ made it weird
With santa
♪ santa ♪♪
>> now, why did you go ahead and
Call him momma,
Leslie d.?
>> i don't know, i was nervous.
He's famous.
I thought if i winked he'd know
I was kidding.

♪ does santa hate me
It's anyone's guess ♪
♪ he said my name
And i said yes ♪
♪ he asked if she'd
Been naughty or nice ♪
♪ and i said ♪♪
>> who's asking, virgin?
♪ yeah, made it weird
With santa
Santa ♪♪
>> was does that even mean,
Leslie d.?
>> i don't know.
It just came out of my mouth.
>> what did santa do?
♪ he gave an odd smile
And said okay, sure ♪
♪ then he sort of started
Heading towards the door ♪
>> not the chimney?
>> no.

I think he just wanted to get
Out of there, so i said, "Okay,
Santa, you do you."
♪ and then i made
Finger guns
And i went zoop zoop ♪♪
>> yikes.
What is i don't think with you?
♪ don't feel bad
It happens to us all ♪
♪ we met him once at
A christmas ball ♪
♪ asked if he could wrestle
And we should ♪
♪ have rehearsed
'cause then he asked ♪
♪ if we'd been good and
Here's what he said ♪♪
>> you tell me, mr. Jingle
.
You're in charge, daddy.
I thought i was flirting.
I don't know.
But i then i remembered, maybe
He has a wife.
So then i said, "Hey, santa, you
And mrs. Claus never had
Children.
Was that a conscious decision or
Was there a health issue there?
Or are the elves your children
And you keep trying to make a
Real tall one?"

>> no!
>> then what happened?
>> he asked me what my name was
And i said beth, and he said,
"Get away from me beth."
♪ i don't think i'm on
Good terms with santa
Santa ♪♪
>> but it gets worse.
'cause then i said, "Sorry,
Santa, we'll leave you alone.
But just so you know, your fly
Is down."
And he said, "No, that's just
The fuzzy seam on my santa
Suit."
And i said, "No, look."
And then i touched him down
There.
>> why?
>> i don't know.
Because my brain doesn't work.
♪ we really blew it
With santa
Santa ♪
♪ he thinks i'm a dodo
He thinks i'm a doof ♪
♪ my oh, my, what's the
Sound on the roof ♪♪
>> ho ho ho.
>> santa!
>> prancer said i should give
You one more chance.
After all it is christmas in two
Weeks.
♪♪ it's not about santa.
We're not good in crowds ♪
♪ we never know what
We'll say out loud
>> all is forgiven.
In fact, i bring gifts
And i thank you for this
Jazzy christmas rift ♪

>> wow!
>> so, what do you say?
>> my wife!
>> try again.
>> thank you, santa!
We're weird.
But we love you.
>> hey.
Santa's a little weird, too.
♪ merry christmas ♪
♪ merry christmas ♪
♪ merry christmas ♪
[ cheers and applause ]

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